I’ve had it with the big names in the news this week.
I’ve averted my eyes and still can’t avoid them. They seemed to be everywhere all week: on every show and website, and in every newspaper and magazine.
Not our Congressional Representatives.
I’m tired of Kanye, all the Kardashians, and I’m lumping Miley Cyrus in with them.
The folks at Today fawned over Miley for 2 days this week. How does this fit their demographic? They gushed about her “undeniable talent.”
Matt Lauer asked Miley about the sexually-charged imagery in her recent performances. Under-educated Miley equated this to actually having sex. Matt acted amused by the inane chit chat that ensued; I thought he appeared lecherous.
I wanted to scream a few days ago, when I received an iTunes email spotlighting the release of Miley’s Bangerz. Really, iTunes? The only bangers I’m interested in are the delicious ones from the Brits, piled atop a scoop of mash, thank you.
Sure, Lady GaGa, Gwen Stefani, Madonna and Pink may be provocative; but there is a definite artistic quality to their performance styles. I can appreciate them. Miley’s latest incarnation seems to take elements from all three of these artists, but the result is a poor and trashy knock-off that relies heavily on shock value.
In my opinion, her efforts to reinvent herself and move beyond child star status to full blown womanhood have back-fired. It shows just how immature she is. Shame on her entire team for resorting to sleaze and vulgarity. She could have rocked this transition a bit differently, and still had platinum seller.
What I find most offensive is her lack of willingness to be a role model. With fame comes responsibility. Like showing tweens and teens how badass* a pair of shorts can be when it actually covers the entire fanny.
Instead she has been opting to let her cheeks hang out. Bad form, and even worse – bad fashion.
It is unfortunate that Miley didn’t look to Beyonce for inspiration. Whether Bey is covered from neck to toe in a catsuit, or at the very least has all her naughty bits covered; she is sexy, beautiful, elegant, classy and an excellent role model. She made a flawless transition from girl group to “single lady.”
News of the Kardashian family seems to have been fairly minimal since the birth of Kim and Kanye’s baby. Hasn’t this been blissful?
Kanye started a twitter feud with Kimmel.
Khloe tweeted poetic about Lamar.
Kris and Bruce split.
Then, this week Kanye defended and explained his self-described genius on Kimmel.
It seems in his world of excess, our genius Kanye has everything except a sense of humor. He should smarten up and get one. Life is going to be a tough road for him, unless he learns to laugh, especially at himself.
Honestly, I wish the whole lot of them would move to their own planet and take Miley and her wrecking ball with them. I think Krypton is a fitting locale.
Bonus for them: it works for a spinoff title. Bonus for us: it’s a different solar system.
Bad behavior. Crass language. Lack of etiquette. Bad grammar. Annoying voices. The vocal fry. Materialism. Narcissism. Self-indulgence.
Is anyone else tired of all this?
I’m a total news junkie and do keep current on world events, and I am fully aware that there are real problems in the world. Maybe that’s why I enjoy a little fluffy celeb and entertainment news on the side.
I’m just looking forward to the day when some decorum and class returns to entertainment and entertainment news.
We need Ron Burgundy.
I’m just worried his new tagline will be “Stay Klassy.”
*For the record, I despise the word “badass”as an adjective for everything…except Navy Seals.